This year, we're doing things bigger, bolder, better, and with CRUNCHIER prices than ever before!
This Cyber Monday (December 2, 2013), we invite you to participate in
OUR BIGGEST AND BEST SALE OF THE ENTIRE YEAR!!!!
If you're a fan of our products and you don't take advantage of the
unprecedented sales crotchgear.com will have on this day...
you will surely MISS OUT!
P.S. If you miss out, you will cry, and sorry, we don't sell tissues.
HERE WE GO....
Order anytime after 12 PM (Eastern Standard Time)
and get FREE SHIPPING when you spend $40 or more.**
We're going to further reward our early birds!
Order between 12 AM and 11:59 AM (Eastern Standard Time)
and get FREE SHIPPING when you spend $35...